Mrs Muggle (mrs_muggle) wrote in hp_wordplay,
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A bit of silliness for Christmas

Another challenge, if you're interested. Write an acrostic (a double one if you're feeling clever). Harry Potter content compulsory; seasonal relevance optional.
Harry
And
Parvati
Patil's
Yuletide
Cavortings
Had
Ron
In
Stitches.
Then
Minerva
And
Snape…

What? You didn't expect to get a complete story in fourteen words, did you?
Tags: christmas acrostics
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I can't do any better than this.

Joyful must we be,
Or should we not
Yuletide would be hot
Exuberant maybe;
Unaffected would we carry on:
Xmas would soon be gone.

Now this is not the way:
Ollivander says we're not to stray.
Eeyoles paid all the decorations
Let's join the celebrations!
Ooh, rhymes as well.

Joyeux Noël, chère Fou de B!
This is lame and does not scan or rhyme, but...



Goyle was confused
Over his feelings for
Draco who sneered at

James for hanging around
Under the mistletoe hoping for
Lily to relent and kiss him.

Ollivander produced several
Charms that he gave to
Harry to use on Merope

Gaunt, who had been
Ostracised after giving birth to
Tom. Tom grew up bitter and
Tortured lots of innocent people but

Neville turned him around and made him realise that
Yule was not the time for this sort of thing. He took
Tom's wand and forced him to crochet
Tea towels featuring pictures of Santa!Snape.

All was then
Right with the world.


Merry Christmas!
PS - meant to add that GOD JUL OCH GOTT NYTT ÅR is Swedish for "Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year", in case you were wondering what language it was!
I thought it looked Scandinavian.

forced him to crochet
Tea towels featuring pictures of Santa!Snape


For some reason, I find this hysterically funny.

Happy Christmas!